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		<title>Church Attendance Grows by 50%</title>
		<link>http://www.luckydonkey.com/2009/04/12/church-attendance-grows-by-50/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 11:18:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dazza</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Humorous strap line on BBC news a few hours ago..... I couldn't resist.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Humorous strap line on BBC news a few hours ago..... I couldn't resist.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.luckydonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/worshippers-300x166.jpg" alt="worshippers" title="worshippers" width="300" height="166" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-236" /></p>
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		<title>Persuading Atheists</title>
		<link>http://www.luckydonkey.com/2007/11/13/persuading-atheists/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dazza</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's really early in the morning so I'm a little cranky. While clicking around on my del.icio.us feed this article appeared: How to Persuade an Atheist to Become a Christian. Now normally I'm a pretty angry kind of guy and after only a few hours sleep and a single coffee I'm not the kind of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's really early in the morning so I'm a little cranky. While clicking around on my <a href="http://del.icio.us/">del.icio.us</a> feed this article appeared: <a href="http://www.wikihow.com/Persuade-an-Atheist-to-Become-Christian">How to Persuade an Atheist to Become a Christian</a>. Now normally I'm a pretty angry kind of guy and after only a few hours sleep and a single coffee I'm not the kind of atheist you want to fuck around with. I've got to say though, I really hope this article doesn't get taken down from <a href="http://www.wikihow.com/">wikiHow</a>. Here are my blurry, mono-coffee, anti meridian reasons:</p>
<ol>
<li>It's quite frankly such a weak set of steps that it isn't going to do any harm.</li>
<li>It's quite charming in an new testament, jesus loves you kind of a way.</li>
<li>It does at least treat Atheists with some degree of respect although not a lot.</li>
<li>I'm sure there are many many sites trying to achieve the reverse. In fact many Christians claim the whole secular movement (and thus the western world) is trying to turn Christians bad.</li>
<li>Atheism as a movement was first galvanized by the french and as an Englishmen I'll do support anything that even remotely undermines the french <img src='http://www.luckydonkey.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </li>
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<p>So are all atheists angry?</p>
<p>As an adjunct to this, here is a <strong>REALLY</strong> scary picture</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://www.luckydonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/9lh0jq.gif" height="308" width="320" border="1" hspace="4" vspace="4" alt="9Lh0Jq" /><br />
(It's from <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099864/">IT</a> the movie and yes he is getting closer and if you look for too long he leaps out from the screen and persuades you to become a clown... Jesus christ!)</p>
<p>and a <strong>NOT</strong> so scary picture</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.luckydonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/automated-build.jpg" onclick="window.open('http://www.luckydonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/automated-build.jpg','popup','width=993,height=946,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false"><img src="http://www.luckydonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/automated-build-tm.jpg" height="400" width="419" border="1" hspace="4" vspace="4" alt="Automated Build" /></a><br />
(fear my automated build system... and my tiny penguin. Or maybe I have a normal sized penguin and a giant robot arm, calculator, mario mug, pens and desk... either way fear something or other... Jesus saves!)</p>
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		<title>Humorous Examples in documentation</title>
		<link>http://www.luckydonkey.com/2007/03/23/humorous-examples-in-documentation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 15:06:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dazza</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I've been a fan of adding a little humor to dry documentation for as long as I've been reading dry documentation. It doesn't need to be a stand up routine Just a little bit of the character of the author will do. I just came across this in the Cocoa documentation for NSString: Discussion The [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I've been a fan of adding a little humor to dry documentation for as long as I've been reading dry documentation. It doesn't need to be a stand up routine Just a little bit of the character of the author will do. I just came across this in the Cocoa documentation for NSString:</p>
<p><strong>Discussion</strong><br />
The substrings in the array appear in the order they did in the receiver. If the string begins or ends with the separator, the first or last substring, respectively, is empty. For example, this code fragment:</p>
<pre style="color:#996633;">NSString *list = @"Norman, Stanley, Fletcher";
NSArray *listItems = [list componentsSeparatedByString:@", "];
produces an array { @"Norman", @"Stanley", @"Fletcher" }.
</pre>
<p>For those who didn't grow up in the eighties <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Stanley_Fletcher">Norman Stanley Fletcher</a> is a famous rogue from british television. Made me laugh for a moment <img src='http://www.luckydonkey.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />  Back to grindstone.</p>
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		<title>True Believer Celebrates this Festive Season</title>
		<link>http://www.luckydonkey.com/2006/12/15/true-believer-celebrates-this-festive-season/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2006 23:56:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dazza</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A dude makes a Flying Spaghetti Monster christmas light and sticks it outside his house. I really like the effort to make it as "...noodletomically correct as possible". It shows true commitment to making people happy. All hail the mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster. I hope to one day be touched by its noodley appendage.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A dude makes a <a title="Neon Flying Spaghetti Monster" target="_blank" href="http://www.bsalert.com/artsearch.php?fn=2&as=1586&dt=1">Flying Spaghetti Monster</a> christmas light and sticks it outside his house. I really like the effort to make it as "...noodletomically correct as possible". It shows true commitment to making people happy.</p>
<p>All hail the mighty <a title="Wikipedia definition of FSM" target="_blank" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster">Flying Spaghetti Monster</a>. I hope to one day be touched by its noodley appendage.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center"><a title="Neon Flying Spaghetti Monster" target="_blank" href="http://www.bsalert.com/artsearch.php?fn=2&as=1586&dt=1"><img id="image78" alt="fsm_christmas_lights01.jpg" src="http://www.luckydonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/fsm_christmas_lights01.jpg" /></a></p>
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		<title>Halloween TextMate</title>
		<link>http://www.luckydonkey.com/2006/10/31/halloween-textmate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 21:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dazza</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just downloaded a new update for TextMate. I really wanted to get on with some Ruby on Rails work... only the textmate guys had a little Halloween surprise for me. here is the icon for the app And here is the editor (before any files have been opened)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just downloaded a new update for <a title="MicroMates, creators of TextMate" target="_blank" href="http://macromates.com/">TextMate.</a> I really wanted to get on with some Ruby on Rails work... only the textmate guys had a little Halloween surprise for me.</p>
<div align="center"><img alt="text mate icon" id="image60" src="http://www.luckydonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/testmateicon.jpg" /></div>
<div align="center">here is the icon for the app</div>
<div align="center"></div>
<div align="center"></div>
<div align="center"><a class="imagelink" title="Scarey TextMate" href="http://www.luckydonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/scarey-textmate.jpg"><img id="image58" alt="Scarey TextMate" src="http://www.luckydonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/scarey-textmate.thumbnail.jpg" /></a></div>
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<div align="center">And here is the editor (before any files have been opened)</div>
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		<title>Scary Poker at pkr.com</title>
		<link>http://www.luckydonkey.com/2006/10/26/scarey-poker-at-pkrcom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 14:15:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dazza</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This may be too scary for some of you. Download PKR at www.pkr.com it's a great poker game]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This may be too scary for some of you. Download PKR at <a href="http://www.pkr.com">www.pkr.com</a> it's a great poker game <img src='http://www.luckydonkey.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Dawkins on the Colbert Report</title>
		<link>http://www.luckydonkey.com/2006/10/18/dawkins-on-the-colbert-report/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dazza</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I LOVE the Colbert Report and I LOVE Richard Dawkins so what could be better then the two of them together. Enjoy!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I LOVE the Colbert Report and I LOVE Richard Dawkins so what could be better then the two of them together. Enjoy! <img src='http://www.luckydonkey.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Weird Al: White &#8216;n&#8217; Nerdy</title>
		<link>http://www.luckydonkey.com/2006/09/24/weird-al-white-n-nerdy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Sep 2006 09:53:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dazza</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe it's because I see myself? Funny as Fuck! Weird Al Yankovic just can help himself can he!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe it's because I see myself? Funny as Fuck! <a href="http://www.weirdal.com/home.htm">Weird Al Yankovic</a> just can help himself can he!</p>
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		<title>Common ground for Christians and Muslims?</title>
		<link>http://www.luckydonkey.com/2006/09/23/common-ground-for-christians-and-muslims/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Sep 2006 20:28:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dazza</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In these times of trouble it seems the Christians and Muslims have never hated each other so much. Is there anything they can agree on? Is there something that can make them come together? Let's investigate.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In these times of trouble it seems the Christians and Muslims have never hated each other so much. Is there anything they can agree on? Is there something that can make them come together? Let's investigate.</p>
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